Like me, I’m sure some of you guys are asking “what the fuck is a condom?”
I’ve done some research (mainly through Google so it may not be
entirely accurate) and I’ve found out that “condoms” are something you
put on your dick when you want to have sex because it’s safer.
All jokes aside, I like to have sex without condoms. The past 12
girls I’ve had sex with have all been without a condom, and I’m STD and
baby-free. Someone I know has never used a condom and has had sex with
over 50 girls. He’s also STD and baby-free. (stay safe having sex and
get the same feeling with these Ultra Slim condoms)
The media likes to scare people about the issue of having “safer
sex”, and girls tend to get more scared about these sorts of things.
Well, I say “scared”, but once they’re in the right mood then their
defenses and cares dissipate pretty quickly.
I’ve picked up girls in bars and gone home straight after to have sex
with them without the use of a condom. I’ve met girls online and had
sex with them without a condom, and I’ve had some “flings” with girls
all without using a condom. One thing I’ve noticed is that they’ll all
mention using one at first, but it’s pretty easy to get them to agree to
not using one.
I have problems with condoms. I struggle getting them on and require a
special size (extra small, of course) to get them to fit otherwise
they’re too tight and don’t roll down. This kills the mood, kills my
boner, and has resulted in me not having sex because I wasn’t confident
enough to push the idea of not using one.
Here’s a quick list on how to get your end away without having to use a condom:BLAME IT ON AGE: ZARI’S BRALESS DISGUSTING FASHION
Simply don’t have a condom
That’s right, just don’t buy any. Don’t have any reserves and don’t have a special one tucked away somewhere “just in case”.
Sometimes you can be in bed with a girl and you’ll try to have sex
without one, but she knows you have a stash. She’ll want to use one
because her “anti slut defence” and “hamster” will kick in so as not to
appear as that kind of girl.
When things get heated and she asks if you have any condoms, say
“no”. Frustrate her enough from then on by getting her to crave your
dick so much so that she doesn’t care about using one in the end. This
is my favourite and most trusted technique. Job done.
Convince her to get the morning after pill
I don’t want to have a baby, but I want to have lots of sex without
worrying about condoms. Despite contrary stories on the internet, I
haven’t actually come across any girls that are looking to trap me
(yet), but my concerns are strong and I’m very careful not to risk
anything.
When a girl gets sexually frustrated and really wants you to fuck
her, all you have to do is provide her with an excuse to do it. Living
down the road from a pharmacy has helped me massively, because I could
convince the girl to get the morning after pill “to be sure” the next
day.
Convincing her is easy, especially if she knows you don’t have any
condoms. If you’ve had sex with her a couple of times in the night with a
condom however, and want to switch to not using one, the “we can get
the morning after pill tomorrow to be sure” line works a treat.
The next day, march her down to the pharmacy yourself or demand you get a picture of the pill off of her.
Note: For extra effectiveness, add “I’ll help pay towards it” too, even if you won’t.
Flip the script
If you’re a super confident guy like I am, girls will automatically
think you’re having lots of sex with lots of girls. They therefore then
starting working themselves up into a panic that you may have STDs and
will refuse to have sex without a condom with you because of this.
The best way to deal with this is to pre-empt it as if SHE is the one to be concerned about.
I’ll suggest the idea of not using a condom and then ask “but are you
clean?” and begin to quiz her about her sexual health. “When was the
last time you had an STD check?”, “what were the results?”, and “have
you had a check since the last time you had sex?”. I’ll make it seem
like a real concern for me.
She’ll get into a defensive mode. Of course she’s clean! She always
gets checked! She doesn’t normally have sex without a condom! She hasn’t
had sex in a while so there’s been no need to have a check since her
last one! Are you clean?!
I give her a look as if to say “stupid question” given my concern
before. There. Job done. She suspects you’re clean and you’re good to
go. You’ve given her a valid reason to go for it which is exactly what
she needed to hear, even if she has her suspicions. Telling her this way
will make your story more believable. She just needs a reason to say
yes.
Note: For extra effectiveness, tell her the date of your last STD
check and how you got your results, even if you never had a check.
Just stick it in
Probably the most effective method is to just stick it in.
I’ve had a few girls where I’ve just stuck my dick in them and dealt
with with her concerns afterwards. Most girls are too horny to worry
about it but if you play it cool and don’t make a big issue out of it,
you can just stick it in without complaint.
One girl stands out in my mind. She said we weren’t going to have
sex, but we were naked and she was visibly frustrated. I was teasing her
with my dick by rubbing the tip up and down her pussy and after a while
I whispered to her “shall I just put it in?”. She closed her eyes and
didn’t say anything, so I just stuck it in. No complaints whatsoever.
Some girls DO NOT WANT TO SAY YES VERBALLY, but you will know when
they’re cool with it. It’ll also keep their reputations intact because
they don’t want to come across as “that type of girl”. When she tells
her mates about her encounter with you, she can blame you for doing it
then because she didn’t verbally say you could. She’ll avoid
embarrassment for telling you to do it, her mates will call you an
asshole, and she’ll be more attracted to you as a result. Win, win.
Find a girl already using birth control
Of all the ways to get a girl to have sex with you without a condom,
the best way is to find those special girls that are on the pill or who
have an implant.
There’s no way of finding these girls by just looking at them. It’s pot luck.
If a girl is on the pill, she’s got absolutely no intention of having
sex with a condom. It’s why she got on the pill in the first place. You
may have to use method number 3 just to tip her over the edge, but
these girls are good to go straight from the off with their ready made
excuse.
Note: For the most effective way to find these girls, buy a sniffer dog to smell for any traces of blood between a girl’s legs.
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